and it goes like this:
Into a v.large pot, throw some butter and saute a wee bit of garlic (garlic salt need not apply). When the garlic is kinda sorta sauteed (and if you don't think about the Paulie slicing up the garlic scene in Goodfellas while you are doing this, we cannot be friends), fill up the v.large pot with enough water so that the whole roaster chicken (giblets removed and don't forget to rinse the chickee cause grocery stores like to use bleach on them, or so I'm told) you bought will happily take a bath. Chickees like to take hot baths. 'specially if you quarter a sweet vidalia onion and throw that in with em.
Put the chickee into the pot and get the bath water to boiling, then reduce and cover to simmer for about an hour. At this point, I remove the chickee from the bath and let him cool in a giant bowl and I go play Oblivion for an hour or so. Then I come back and then mix up my matzo ball..er .. mix that comes in a soup mix/matzo ball mix that I found in the kosher/international aisle at any grocery store. While that's chilling in the fridge for 15 minutes, I take all the good meat off the chickee and throw it back in the pot. Mostly breast meat, but I'll pick the dark meat too if I'm in the mood. (And I dispose of the rest of the chicken down the street amongst the trees for the cat that runs around whose name is Lopper because when we first moved in, I would find dead mice on the road with ... dun dun dun...their heads gone).
Add the matzo ball soup mix to the soup and while it's heating up to boil, make your matzo balls according to directions on the box. s'fun. I sometimes eat the dough cause I'm a dough eater.
Once the soup is boiling vigorously, drop your matzo
balls in, cover, and reduce the heat to simmer. Don't open the lid to check out your balls cause they like the steam. In exactly 12 minutes, add x amount of whole wheat egg noodles, a big fat generous amount of barley, a whole lotta carrots, and celery. For teh crunch. Cover again. 8 minutes later, your soup, she is done.
Oh, it's so good but it always
tastes better the next day. And? The day after that. Really, it's good for lunch or dinner for the whole week.